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Albert the Forensic GeniusOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Albert B. Charles D. Eggbert F. George H. Ichigo J. Kevin L. Michael N. Optimus P. Quincy R. Serah T. Ugine V. William X. Yvonne Zicklepickle who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Forensic taxidermy scientist. He trained every day for 152 954 889 001 hours in order to beat his rival, The Srumptious Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Albert B. Charles D. Eggbert F. George H. Ichigo J. Kevin L. Michael N. Optimus P. Quincy R. Serah T. Ugine V. William X. Yvonne Zicklepickle came armed with a eyeball and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Albert B. Charles D. Eggbert F. George H. Ichigo J. Kevin L. Michael N. Optimus P. Quincy R. Serah T. Ugine V. William X. Yvonne Zicklepickle emerged as the exquisite victor! His achievement is celebrated every Victoria Day.
A Musical SurpriseFor deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a devishly surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Great barn owl, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Chika Chika Bow Wow!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly slept. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 keyboards. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
five hour energyi suppose
last week was only an aftershock
of the earthquake you were before.
this place used to vibrate
with metal strings and melodic,
testimonies to life,
emitting coffee-scented moods
and the burn of it too.
i had memorized the
sounds of silence,
i couldn't help but relish it.
no longer had i known
the sounds of folk
and scent of mocha-
you became nothing more
than an echo of the laughter
i so desperately needed to hear again.
then the echoes got louder,
bouncing ferociously off the walls
to be made manifest
i walked into your room
expecting exactly what i found-
an unmade bed,
and an empty beer
(the one that you insisted you needed
just days ago).
i pressed my nose
into the pillow
for incense and cologne and starbucks
to penetrate my mind
and thinking fervently
i already know
what a clean sheet smells like."
how strong an aftershock can be,
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